Call Of Duty: Brinscall Offensive

Coming late 2008, an expansion pack for Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

-Breathtaking live-action sequences filmed in Brinscall's very own Chapel Street and Queensway council estates...

-Avenge the deaths of your fallen comrades, charging the Parke Road public footpath

-Unprecedented scope: take the fight all the way to Withnell and Wheelton in an epic bloodbath the likes of which the world has never seen

-Play as one of four characters:

Mikey Diamond, grizzled war veteran of nothing at all. Special bonus: 50% increase in rate of damage to expensive jeans. Penalty: often runs low on jeans.

Stephen Westwood, the squad's 'strong man'. Special bonus: 50% increase in voice volume, 100% increase in sarcasm. Penalty: wanker.

Tom Trencher, the squad sociopath. Special bonus: 'weedy shout' ability stuns nearby enemies, 100% increase in sarcasm when Stephen is present. Penalty: likes Bring Me The Horizon.

Dan Howard, the mightiest of them all. Special bonus: 50% increase in shredding ablilty. Penalty: increased likelihood of being punched in the face.

-Unique and awesome array of special weapons, including the Man Cannon, M. Diamond's weapon of choice, and the Eddie Van Howard combat guitar.